Shocking New Fad: Brain Piercing
They drill small holes in your scull, then pass a metal (gold or silver) ring through them. The trick is that the ring presses the brain tissue and invokes euphoria. The whole procedure is carried under an anesthesia and after the ring is passed, it does not cause any pain.
So they will cut you hair first, then bore in your scull two tiny foramens with a drill, then drag the ring through them with the bent needle. The foramens will be done on your nucha - there is an especially sensitive range of a brain. The ring will easily massage it and keep you in the state of euphoria. The only problem you can face is that you will have to try hard to find a piercer. There are very few persons capable. And the price is $1000 for the whole procedure.
Wow. Just when you think you’ve seen it all…
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Induces euphoria? Tut tut. The nanny state’s authoritarian nutjobs will make this illegal for sure. Driving under the influence of a pierced brain? Fugeddabout it!
Meanwhile, the brain is now believed to function primarily on holographic principles so a little nick here or there probably won’t do much harm. See “Holographic Universe” by Michael Talbot; it shows a lot of scientific evidence that the entire world we perceive is a hologram.
Reply to BuckleyDefinitely NOT recommended. It looks vulnerable to even mild contact, and anything that starts your brain bleeding can have dire consequences.
Would some brain surgeon kindly weigh in on this?
Reply to BuckleyThese are the brain damaged youth voting for BHO.
Reply to America LoverIf BHO wins, count me in. We’ll all need a bunch of euphoria to get through his presidency.
Reply to TristanLOL. I don’t know if this would be enough, though… I might need a full frontal lobotomy. The downside to that is I would probably start voting Democrat.
Reply to Peeved GuyWow, you GOP types are _so oh witty_. Are these comments supposed to be some kind of pointed political commentary? Take a look around kids, this country is in the toilet; last thing we need these days are your played-out cocky antics and weak platitudes.
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